I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
