Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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