butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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