It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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