Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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