I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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