are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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