I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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