we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Acid is not a monday night drug
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
