Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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