Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
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go home
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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