So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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