She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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