i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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