I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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