i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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