well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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