is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
