if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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