Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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