A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
