I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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