He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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