That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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