we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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