how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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