i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
