yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
