Yo dont text me then not text me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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