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what?
penguin condom
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I did not marry a roomba.
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