I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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