She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she peed on how many people?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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