We're facebook friends in real life
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I need a beard to bite.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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