I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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