it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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