We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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