From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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