"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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