playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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