so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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