I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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