Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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