White coat. Heels.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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