And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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