just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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