Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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