she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
how drunk are you?
Several
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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