One girl and one boy is just not enough.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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