The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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