I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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