i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just found puke in my bra..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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