can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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