She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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