what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
try to milk me bitch
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