She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Farmville is her only friend.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Shame - the story of my life.
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