these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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