Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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