I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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