quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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