I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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