I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she pinky promised me she was 18
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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