I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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