Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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